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I should b moving about the 1st of March . i doubt i will get sued over this. the cops didn't investigate in person , just on the phone . lucky we were in the approved off leash dog zone . animal control is pretty inept here , but i did expect officers to impound Bandit for 10 days . the little girl told them it was okay for Bandit to stay home and not go to jail .

Hello Ned . me and Bandit are on home confinement , he bit a little girl 3 days ago . wasn't a puncture bite but she still went to hospital in amberlamps . I can't wait to move to the new house .. . .

ive also heard giant haystacks may be on the list !

dont know about jimmy , but i heard the two Ronnies are on it !

U were known as "the bill Clinton special "....he made u squeal like a pig....

Want me shoes do ya?...

Couldn't u pay the electricity bill again?....

morning ted , so whos on the pedo list ?

I hear ur black...os it cause ur a English aborigine?....

Happy New Year Ned! Any resolutions?

Hello mate. Vortex is fucked in the head. He makes the other people here seem normal.

What's happening? How's dry January going?

Fascinating

the quiz was given the go ahead 3 weeks ago by the chairperson Mrs j Parrot