I should b moving about the 1st of March . i doubt i will get sued over this. the cops didn't investigate in person , just on the phone . lucky we were in the approved off leash dog zone . animal control is pretty inept here , but i did expect officers to impound Bandit for 10 days . the little girl told them it was okay for Bandit to stay home and not go to jail .

Hello Ned . me and Bandit are on home confinement , he bit a little girl 3 days ago . wasn't a puncture bite but she still went to hospital in amberlamps . I can't wait to move to the new house .. . .

ive also heard giant haystacks may be on the list !

dont know about jimmy , but i heard the two Ronnies are on it !

U were known as "the bill Clinton special "....he made u squeal like a pig....

Want me shoes do ya?...

Couldn't u pay the electricity bill again?....

morning ted , so whos on the pedo list ?