Did you know if you keep takin those pills you will end up havin ur legs amputated just below the knees .

Would you let Mark make love to you in his bachelor pad if he didn't care you had AIDS? you told me that when you talk on the phone w him you asked him to address you as Camilla ?

fat johnny is a fat wheezy boy who doesnt go anywhere without his inhaler & itch cream ,when hes drunk he likes to shout abuse at old people in the post office calling them free loaders , he tried to pretend he was blind so he could live in ST .Cuthberts a blind people's Home run by the Nuns !

little fat johnny is off 2 bed...he cant put off joining his hideous missus any longer cause shes getting the shits n wants him 2 turn the light out cause she cant get outa bed 2 turn it off......

Night night Ned, I am off to bed .

expect us 2 just take ur word 4 it.....

Ugly ????....... LOL........ UGLY, do you remember that photo you had as an avatar, or are you too old and senile to think back that far?

i found a role 4 u if u move down 2 the bunker when ww3 fully kicks off up there.....

Hey Ned, are you sober, or washed? I knew a guy called Bernard McGinn , he is dead now, he died from death . Anyway, he was jailed for smashing windows, can you believe it, years in jail for smashing windows . He smashed 8000 windows all at the same time . They made a video about it.

kinda weird why that fat johnny keeps trying 2 explain his life 2 me.....i couldnt gaf if he got gang raped by the new settlers flooding bogland.....