The Romans called the Scots picts...I think it meant painted people...pict...picture...it all adds up...

Does Bryan paint himself blue n call himself a pict?....

Yeah. I've had a rough day.

You gonna give me one?

What do u find easier 2 take a break from, pot or booze?...

It's near Xmas...he's allowed 2 be happy....

I'm your Scottish Hero. Respect me cunt, or I'll stick you like a fucking pig!

*STAB STAB*
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You ever had sex with a Christmas tree? If Emily put on a green sweater and her green joggers, I reckon she could pass for a Christmas tree?

When you chop her fucking head off with a battle axe you could pretened you thought she was a tree? If you get a good lawyer I reckon you'd get 6 months, and be out in three?

I'm talking about road bikes, I used 2 make jumps when I was in2 dirt bikes as a kid...but I'm wanting a Harley 2 polish n clean n drag out 4 a ride when I feel like it...not as a main means of transport...just a expensive toy 2 be a wanker with...

1 reason I got the bike bug again is its perfect riding conditions around here...this is like the perfect place 2 have a bike...