I know you're celibate, but would you do one last request for mankind, and send Emily a Dick pic? This bitter old cunt will probably give you phone sex forever! What a bitter old cunt.

Yup. It's all good though. I like routines.

Have you ever built a snowman/snowgirl, then brought it indoors and forced yourself upon it?

That was Emily in 1954
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3 quilts??? Stop showing off you rich bastard! How many of them are stained yellow with piss? :)

Jesus fucking Christ! Who is buying in to this horse shit? 🤣
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youre loved Ned. I just dont know why anyone would want to look for that in a social site when life is right outside the door, or would prefer that over actual human contact. You can know someone here for years online and never see their eyes or touch their skin. Its a shallow environment for me, ..or maybe Im unusual for thinking like that.

Evening Mary.

I see Emily went from sweet little old lady, handing out poisoned christmas cakes, to a raging psychotic cunt faster than an Ethiopian chasing after a meals on wheels van. Could you imagine being married to that? Fuck me, I'd rather wake up lying next to Gus every morning.





How's tricks mate? You have a good weekend?

I love you

Closet fag
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Good evening, Neddy Boy.

You wouldn't make a good anything except maybe a useless slob benefit scrounger