your avatar is so gay... Put the elephant back

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happy chrismass ted , do you like it ted , i love it especially all the presents ,whats your biggest ever present ,i got a big wardrobe and a cement mixer

The mandela effect is no joke ned

pitchforks are hard to get these days , so people just use Twitter !

"He who trusts a snake will eventually feel its venom"

India ! its worse than that ted , hes also a fat POOF !

I wouldn't sat she has a wonky leg , but she does walk a little funny after i ride em cowboy .

Yes , of course ! did you think i meant my GF ?

Things like being married to some old gal with a gimpy leg ?