Noodle did a shit in the truck when I was driving 2day...on the passenger seat...all of a sudden I was smelling something gross n I looked n there was a turd on the seat n she was walking on it n spreading it around...lucky I got canvas seat covers...I was dry retching when I was wiping it up with a plastic bag I found...I went 2 the nearest supermarket n bought a bunch of carpet cleaning stuff n clean it up...it actually cleaned up really well, no smell at all now...but fuck man, it was gross...

No, never heard of it...

the dando thing , they said there was a man seen running away SWEAT pissing out of him , another seen a blue range rover being driven recklessly by an elderly man as if he thinks he owns the road ,the range rover picked up the heavy sweater at a bus stop ,you see were this is going ted ? i will get to the sex machine question later !

I've been so fuckin flat out this past few weeks...I'm knackerd...I really couldn't be fkd getting up at 4am n.driving 5hrs 2 meet the truck...but after that I can chill 4 a bit...

They were pretty cool...there was the giant guy n another dude with those big ear stretching ear rings that go in the earlobes...I fuckin hate em, but each 2 their own...but he was alright...i gotta get up at 4am n go n meet em at the other house at the.mtns 2morrow n open up 4 em 2 put the stuff in the shed at around 11am.....

You are a piss drinking enabler..... You are disgusting!

I need you to tell ato to stop drinking pee

no........pee belongs in the toilet!

yeah pretty much ! just watching something about jill dando ,who do you think had her whacked ? i would say the BBC/ Royal/ tory , pedo department .

I never watch programs , just shows . mostly car & engine stuff . some history and lots of plane crash shows :)