I still haven't been to bed. That;s dedication : )

It must have been your own mother, you were so drunk you didn't know what you were doing.
Your mother was delighted.

First tune!

Totally, I haven't kept in touch w him for almost 3 years now so I wouldn't know but ask your mum to get tested just in case..... safety 1 st when it comes to raping.

I'm stoned as fuck now : )

I have played the triangle. Why do you ask?

Tianga dangle dangle!

lol thanks mate! You know....I've found that the internet is a bit of a curse, in that...it's a great place to meet women, but they're all so fucking far away. I find...that you have more time to think about what you want to say, so I have managed to attract a good few over the years, as I'm sure you may have done yourself. It's just so much easier when you have a few moments to think about your replies. But as I say, the catch....is that they are mostly beyond our reach ffs! How's you these days? You know, for a Nazi you're quite a likeable bloke. 😁

I triangled like a pro.