morning bryan ,young ted is a nervous wreck these days ,apparently hes waiting on a knock at the door from the historical abuse team about the time he stuck his hand down some fat tarts knickers behind a pub back in the 90s !

u wont win her back with comments like that.....

she left u 4 a better lookin fella.....

from mcmaggietoon...

here she is....maggie mcmaggie.....

he needed a laugh....

Cheesecake and nibbles.

No whisky?

i posted a pic of ur ex on crankys page yesterday....

Wow not drank merrydown since my teens. What else do you drink apart from lager?