It's been so long since I had a GF I've forgotten what it's like.

Nah never been to Amsterdam. I'd be more interested in getting hammered if I went.

I've never slept with a prostitute. Nothing against the idea, just doesn't appeal to me. Plus I'm fucking skint and couldn't afford the luxury. Vagina is off the menu.

Have you slept with a prostitute?

i dont need the media to tell me who the leader of the KKK is you sick fuck!

16? Fucking hell man. You are old enough to be her alcoholic father. I haven't had a shag in ages. WBU?

You've been flirting with that 17 year old apprentice from last month?

Everything is fucked, Ryan. End of days kind of thing.

Cranky's search history is worth 20 years in the clink. Dodgy as fuck. How's your day been? People are calling you evil : (

It's all a fucked up mess.

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You are correct sir!

Evening Bryan. Cranky says your an evil bastard.