I will have you know I dont shite in a bucket , I have a number or Turdarys in my home in bonnie Hamishland .

aww you’re so sweet ….and cranky wonders why I can’t troll you lol

but yep, simple pleasures is where it’s at …lovely ppl, good music, and killer buds …that’s all I need to be happy (✿◠‿◠)

soooooo how was your day today?

Actually it'll only be 5 people at the airport...neds just gonna walk 2 ur place...in his Morris dancing outfit..

I hear ud like 2 sit on a rooftop with some1....I'm a roofer...been on plenty of roofs....what kinda roof would u like us 2 sit in at 2am?...

Why on earth would u wanna go 2 Gibraltar....do the monkeys sexually excite u?....

You haven't seen the Australian blonde I'm talking to? Something wrong with your eyes mate. Liberals aren't lefties ffs. Liberlas are centrists. Labour are lefties, Lib Dems are centrists, don't ya know nuffingk mate? Only the yanks say that Liberals are left.

Justin Barret? Can't stand the cunt, I suppose you like him? And my feature is hopping, innit.

You're right, my friend ~~~ it was the literal translation of her books into movie scripts that even gave any of these actors a platform to begin with. The whole WOKE movement is suspect, but people are afraid to speak up for fear of being cancelled. The floor in Hollywood is covered in eggshells and there's a trepidation attached to its delicate navigation.

Anyways, my friend, Wednesday has found its way to your part of paradise ~~~ enjoy it and whatever now comes your way.

Can't fuck Potter ~~~ have to find ourselves a grownup Hermione Granger and put a baby in her oven. ;)

make room 4 6 of us headed 2 ur place 4 a month or 3.....make sure u wear traditional scottish stuff so it seems more authentic when we arrive on the plane.....

awww, you’re so sweet to make excuses for me!!
lol …but it is true, right? …you just can’t see it the same on your phone as you can on the comp …it’s like the comment box is so much smaller & you can’t see the full comment …I swear I’m not making it up lol

but anyway damn dude, I’d definitely call that well travelled …so Gibraltar?!! …why there?
which place was your favorite? …the Bahamas is my favorite place I’ve ever been to. I’d love to live there or just anywhere tropical

you’re right though about doing it b4 I get too old ….we actually should really take advantage of us all living in different countries …most ppl don’t have our situation … so yeah, me, Ned, Crevo and maybe Cranky could come next year …I just gotta get things smoothed out bw you & cranky first so it’s not too awkward …I’m gonna start working on that ASAP :P