ryan mcfluffy thought he was toughy, so off 2 the gurls bar hed go...he ordered a beer, a chick said gtfo of here....but ryan just stared at his toes......
mr mccranky lost his pink hanky so off 2 the gay shop hed go...when he got there, they all stopped n stared n asked why does ur dick look like neds nose?.....
robert mcquiffy felt a bit iffy, n spewed on his sporran below...it twas then that he nooticed that the haggis of which he'd gloated, had a use date of 2009.....
robert mcquiffy had a wee stiffy, off 2 tha lassies he'd go....he said "loook et this", they replied "r u pissed, thats smaller than a babies wee toe"......
There once was a drongo called pongo,
he reckoned he could play the bongo.
He knew he was low class,
so he shagged Ned up the ass
Then he got aids and tried to give it to Ren, so Ryan came along and kicked his cunt in.
NedsScottishHero
4y ago
Woke as fuck.
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AtJap13
4y ago
I'm hard-core but nawt racist
NedsScottishHero
4y ago
Murky McKipling
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MurkyBro
4y ago
ryan mcfluffy thought he was toughy, so off 2 the gurls bar hed go...he ordered a beer, a chick said gtfo of here....but ryan just stared at his toes......
MurkyBro
4y ago
mr mccranky lost his pink hanky so off 2 the gay shop hed go...when he got there, they all stopped n stared n asked why does ur dick look like neds nose?.....
MurkyBro
4y ago
robert mcquiffy felt a bit iffy, n spewed on his sporran below...it twas then that he nooticed that the haggis of which he'd gloated, had a use date of 2009.....
NedsScottishHero
4y ago
Stealing my lines again I see?
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MrCranky
4y ago
Its andrew dice cly's line
NedsScottishHero
4y ago
Nod along niggers.....
MurkyBro
4y ago
robert mcquiffy had a wee stiffy, off 2 tha lassies he'd go....he said "loook et this", they replied "r u pissed, thats smaller than a babies wee toe"......
NedsScottishHero
4y ago
That was pure shite mate. Have you been at the cider?
MurkyBro
4y ago
roobert mcquiffy fell off a cliffy, in2 tha heeather below....english man ned foound him all dead n lifted his skirt n said oh.....
NedsScottishHero
4y ago
There once was a drongo called pongo,
he reckoned he could play the bongo.
He knew he was low class,
so he shagged Ned up the ass
Then he got aids and tried to give it to Ren, so Ryan came along and kicked his cunt in.
The end.
MurkyBro
4y ago
the mcquiffys?.....wth?....
NedsScottishHero
4y ago
The McQuiffys? Was that the name of your feral street gang in Melbourne? Did you go around smashing windows and generally being a nuisance?
MurkyBro
4y ago
so what clan, tribe, mob of scottish abos do u belong 2?....
AtJap13
4y ago
No slurs of that variety on my page.
MurkyBro
4y ago
i think u better give ned a call....do a welfare check on him.....
NedsScottishHero
4y ago
Ned will be fine mate. He's probably just fell asleep looking at the Bindi Irwin nudes you sent him.
NedsScottishHero
4y ago
Needs viagra to wank off.
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