drives french cars...cause france kicked the germans arse twice last cent...

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... was willst du mir sagen ?

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Mask wearing, leather jacket wearing, Renault driving surrender monkey.
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... wie gross bist du ? - ich bin SS-grösse !



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every friend u say u have just happens 2 turn out 2 be a nazi....

... tuuhe das bitte nicht, sonst muss ich unsere freundschaft kündigen, und ich mag DICH ! - noch so ein scheiss und du musst gehen !!

haha yeah, I’m lying …I’m not touching the tequila …I don’t even like tequila but I won it in our white elephant game this year …I really was hoping for the cordless vacuum or the bath set, but …things didn’t really work out like that lol

here, you cook a big pot of cabbage & wash a dime off real good & it goes in the pot too & then whoever gets it on their plate has good luck all year …tbh, I think it’s bs bc I’ve gotten it plenty times and nothing happened haha

& yep …black eyed peas are really a thing. most ppl cook them down w bacon & eat them over rice …I guess it might be a southern thing . …I’d have to ask Fergie ^^ lol

talking about cabbage 2 paki mail order brides u pick up at the airport isnt gonna exactly get them in the mood....thats like what germans talk about on dates....

spreche mit mir in zukunft in DEUTSCH !!