well mongo is ur native language.....mr mc'mongo.....

heres the thing....1 day if u ever travel outa scotland ull get 2 see thats theres actually good looking people on the planet.....

so ur saying a actual bird spoke 2 u?.....

not today, I wore my cowgirl outfit last night ^^

so I’m not eating sugar or carbs currently so I’m gonna eat turkey, ham, and some vegetables …and more weed for dessert :)

how many watts do they use?...

I could easily bash your face in

I know that song!! …it is a good song ….cara looks so pretty right there too

Crevo wants me to smash you …come on, I don’t want to go that - please don’t make me :P xx

what are you gonna do with all your days off?

just of the phone there with a very nice junior undertaker ,yes teds dead ,happened 2 weeks ago ,he was found in a pool of his own blood and piss seems he was kneeling on the edge of the bath washing his ball in the sink when he slipped and went head first catching his chin on the cistern flipping his back before cracking his head on an ornamental swan he keeps at the side of the bath in case of emergencies

u saying im ugly just proves how jealous u r....

yes, thank you for the update Ryan x

so yes my day has been smashing!! …I make sure to smash every day… bc why not?? lol …non smashing days suck!!

will I partake in a few alcoholic beverages this evening?? …hmm, I doubt it …I had a hangover yesterday, so I’m still working with a fresh reminder of why don’t like STUPID alcohol :P
I got a brand new bag of weed last night, so I’m being thankful w/ and for that today ^^

you’re off till Tuesday …omg you’re always off!!