Woke as fuck.
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I'm hard-core but nawt racist

Murky McKipling
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ryan mcfluffy thought he was toughy, so off 2 the gurls bar hed go...he ordered a beer, a chick said gtfo of here....but ryan just stared at his toes......

mr mccranky lost his pink hanky so off 2 the gay shop hed go...when he got there, they all stopped n stared n asked why does ur dick look like neds nose?.....

robert mcquiffy felt a bit iffy, n spewed on his sporran below...it twas then that he nooticed that the haggis of which he'd gloated, had a use date of 2009.....

Stealing my lines again I see?
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Nod along niggers.....

robert mcquiffy had a wee stiffy, off 2 tha lassies he'd go....he said "loook et this", they replied "r u pissed, thats smaller than a babies wee toe"......

roobert mcquiffy fell off a cliffy, in2 tha heeather below....english man ned foound him all dead n lifted his skirt n said oh.....