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Who is gonna invite me over for Christmas 😌

Fuck you and your good tidings. I'll have a merry christmas if it fucking well suits me! If it doesn't, then I'll drink heavily, call the Samaritans and waste there time for four hours with some bullshit story of despair that I pulled out of my ass, expose myself to carolers, wait until the kids next door have finished making their snowman before attaching a carrot and two pieces of coal to it's crotch, make fun of my six year old cousin for believing in Santa, start a discussion about Israel/Palestine over Christmas dinner, put more bourbon than egg in the eggnog, tell racist jokes around the fire, accuse the mall Santa of groping by six year old cousin while he was sitting on his lap, use the turkey's head as a center piece at the dinner table, remind my family of all the starving Africans who have no food as they're opening their presents on christmas day and pass out drunk on my porch in a pool of my own vomit after soiling myself, so as to forever more disillusion an entire generation of young children in the neighborhood, with the idea of christmas. We are all entitled to our own kind of christmas you fucking fascist! 🖕

I'm a sucker for flattery. Ever since you said I'm brilliant, I've had a RAGING hard on for you. 💦🍆

Is Montana full of militia groups, racists, buffalo, Ted Turner and militia groups? Now about the love making..........

So when are making love? I wanna run my hands all over you. Are you smoking hot?

And flirting.

The 1 I hit recently put a 6 inch crack in the plastic bumper/fender....but the whole thing has 2 be replaced so it's like a $3000 repair bill...

That's much the same 4 roos in country side aus...every1 has hit 1...it'd be interesting 2 find out what all the repair bills 2 cars from roo collisions adds up 2....prob millions...

Any mulies jumped out on the rd in front of u lately?...

How's Montana going?...

Me for xmas?

His ass is still there, and very very VERY massive, as he does fuck all but sit on it all day, while being a stupid cunt and a pervert
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