Here to make you laugh, or at least make you go "…what?" out loud alone in a room.
Jay Z just stole your fuckin' wallet . I love you.
You prefer idols like Jay Z. He's deffo not a Satanist.
I'm a beautiful white princess.
Emma Thompson is a posh old cow.
Do you have any secrets?
Is it because I'm black?
Hello there.
What was that shit? At least you can have sex to my song. Speaking of which, when are ya gonna let me rock your world? Do you like cerebral men? I think you do. Especially cerebral men with boyishly good looks like me.
You like friends who talk to you everyday?
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NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Jay Z just stole your fuckin' wallet . I love you.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
You prefer idols like Jay Z. He's deffo not a Satanist.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
I'm a beautiful white princess.
DumbestBalooEver
2y ago
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Emma Thompson is a posh old cow.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Do you have any secrets?
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Is it because I'm black?
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Hello there.
HeavensHitman
2y ago
What was that shit? At least you can have sex to my song. Speaking of which, when are ya gonna let me rock your world? Do you like cerebral men? I think you do. Especially cerebral men with boyishly good looks like me.
fuckme4ever
2y ago
You like friends who talk to you everyday?