Documenting the extremely important business of just existing, one boring Tuesday at a time.
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🚨BREAKING: Dana White's first press briefing as White House Press Secretary.
HAHA ITS BECOMING MORE LIKE A REALITY TV SHOW EVERY DAY
hello shady where are you these days
🚨 President Donald Trump has offered Dana White the job of Press Secretary of the United States🗣️ Dana White responded on IG: "On to the next chapter."
So you're saying that I've a one in a million years chance? I knew it! You think I'm sexy cuz you think I'm brilliant. I just knew it!
Trade him in for a younger model.....me.
I think you'd like me, if you got me into bed.
Interested in a good tapping?
im ok . Lately i have been having problems with my stomach
The Walking MAGA!
hello shady
That's why I'm saying we should get acquainted. You say you're too old for me, but I would still tap you. I like intelligent women.
Well then, we're off to a good start I reckon. Would you like to get to know me? If not, then you hate me, in which case, you are lying about not hating me. Let's get acquainted, I'm Mark. I have a 65 inch......TV, what size is yours?
Btw you need to turn on the sound on your feature.
Heya beautiful. Still hate me?
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MrCranky
1d ago
🚨BREAKING: Dana White's first press briefing as White House Press Secretary.
DrEvil
2d ago
HAHA ITS BECOMING MORE LIKE A REALITY TV SHOW EVERY DAY
WinterSnow
2d ago
hello shady where are you these days
DrEvil
3d ago
🚨 President Donald Trump has offered Dana White the job of Press Secretary of the United States

🗣️ Dana White responded on IG: "On to the next chapter."
HeavensHitman
10d ago
So you're saying that I've a one in a million years chance? I knew it! You think I'm sexy cuz you think I'm brilliant. I just knew it!
HeavensHitman
10d ago
Trade him in for a younger model.....me.
HeavensHitman
10d ago
I think you'd like me, if you got me into bed.
HeavensHitman
11d ago
Interested in a good tapping?
BlueWinter
11d ago
im ok . Lately i have been having problems with my stomach
BalooTheCommie
13d ago
The Walking MAGA!
BlueWinter
13d ago
hello shady
HeavensHitman
16d ago
That's why I'm saying we should get acquainted. You say you're too old for me, but I would still tap you. I like intelligent women.
HeavensHitman
16d ago
Well then, we're off to a good start I reckon. Would you like to get to know me? If not, then you hate me, in which case, you are lying about not hating me. Let's get acquainted, I'm Mark. I have a 65 inch......TV, what size is yours?
HeavensHitman
16d ago
Btw you need to turn on the sound on your feature.
HeavensHitman
16d ago
Heya beautiful. Still hate me?