Did u sit on Santa's knee?...touch his penis?...

I have another bottle of vodka but I haven't started it. Still pissed from earlier : )

Ima sitting here a watching the rain come down with a b0ng in my hand...it's a bit of a novelty after it's been dry 4 so long....

Tucker was naive 10 years ago but now he is seeing the truth

How many more days time off do u have...did u go anywhere?...

Answer my question you fucking porridge slag. Are we living under occupation?

Irish PM is from India. Scotland Ireland England under occupation. Far fetched?

Sorry about the text. I was probably wrecked : ) First vodka for months. Seen the shite happening in Ireland?