My jizz dribbles out like toothpaste. I'm not the man I used to be.

That's all down to Yuri Andropov and that other cunt Andrei Gromyko

you shouldnt of used my avatar on the clone you idiot

Hahaaaaa!! …ok I’m texting my boss right now & telling her I need to be off on Saturday haha!!!

I really want President Trump to be there though :P

I think I accidentally got jizz on my chin or cheek after a massive spurt. When I was younger and had loads of BEEF! What about you?

i wannna see you man up and fight with Jericho

Melania thinking about what she just read on Twitter ^^ lollll

I used to do Transcendental Meditation back in my mid 20s to try and chill out, as I was so much of a head case I would being a big argument or fight usually once a week. My boss at the time told me I would be more suited to be employed by the SAS as he never met a more aggressive or confrontational person in all his life

I still drink Mc Ewan's , I changed from Smithwick's a few years ago . As for Russia and Ukraine I don't know whose whitewash to believe. But didnt Russia attack first ?

I need a cup of tea.