I bet if you joined the Olympics your could get gold medals in every category lol....... beth would squirt if you did that alex

Alex Kid, I have had a wife for very very close to 25 years. We have been together as a couple more than 28 years. She is a great woman, but I fuck hate her at this stage as I am bored to tears with the hum drum, but can't leave as I have too much invested in this and she would skin me alive financially, and then my son would hate me also. But even so, I have been loyal, true, and faithful to her every single day of my married life and will die that way. Beth has zero chance of me giving her the hard dart. Her stank has no interest for me.

wow alex first you are a top bodybuilder and now you are an arm wrestling champ.... Do you think beth will want proof of your arm wrestling victorys?

WizzyGirl has been released from prison for the weekend.

whos michael todd...

I wanna hook up beth and johnny together on a date

That could be your birthday present! v v

You wanna put your hands down me nappy?

Full of shit and piss.

Adult diapers.