Mark must be feeling extra dark. He's probably leaking somewhere.

I love playing snooker but I'm not very good. I'm a decent pool player. Haven't played for ages : (

Do you ever play much pool or snooker?

Do you think we'll stay out of lockdown?

You owe me 800 years of oppression money, plus interest. Cough up!

I'm still waiting on those reparations. How much longer?

Yeah we're going out for a proper all dayer. It'll be great sitting in the pub again. I only go a couple of times a month but I miss having pubs a lot.

Hugs for Alec! Are you looking forward to the pubs opening?

No hugs for that fat fuck, he would try to finger my arse if i get to close.

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