The girl you shagged looked like Beth? She's a fucking pensioner. You make me wanna puke.

What did you get up to over the weekend, been shagging fat slags?

how many castles does the queen own alex

How is your sisters anal canal and sphincter , have they returned to normal size

everything looks good on her...

Check out my gf...... isnt she hot?

loooool at first glance, I thought em was calling me sweet cheeks haha

wth your banner lol >_< how long has that been up?

you did? Thats all the news can talk about, CNN is running overtime w Queen-news

Beth keeps kissing the Queens ass like a whore