Bed time

That wasn't funny, my sister is eight years now Alex.

china might bomb tiawan..... i think im safe

And I was wearing trainers...

i bet Baloo is heartbroken that Germany lost lo

What will an English lass give you for a pint? Is it about the same as what she'll give you for a pack of pork scratchings?

It doesn't matter if you don't like Early Grey tea. I once met the Duke of Westminster at a fundraiser in Chester, on his own palatial grounds. I didn't mean to fight security but they tried to thieve my weed.

Well fucking hell Alec, why didn't you mention your ties with Royalty? I suppose we could be friends after all.

Love it. Irish women are tighter than a nun's knickers tied into a gordian knot after being placed in a vice.

Only the Royal family drink Earl Grey tea. Are you related?