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Hadn't heard anything of Allison Hammond till you just mentioned her. Something to do with Schofield...? He's been replaced so I read.

You've been watching Brokeback Fountain again?

Snooker? Load of shite.

Did you watch the Jimmy match?

He's gone into a sulk because he's still a DB reserve. That's my theory.

Crevo is not DEAD!

Did you hear about Gus?

He shit his dad, I shot you not!

Any idea what's happened to Crevo?

Marco Fu can't see properly with his slinty little eyes.

Has Jimmy been knocked out?

I fell asleep last night Slabs! Sorry for the last reply. Wide awake now at 2am : (

Jimmy Saville fanclub founder v v

Morning backstabber. Just reading through you and Neds conversation. They say that everyone remembers where they were on the day that 9/11 happened, but I reckon this pales in significance when compared to the day that Jimmy "The Whirlwind" White was diagnosed with ball cancer, back on that tearful day in 1995.

I was actually at my Aunt's house, having sex with my cousin when the news broke. I couldn't even finish off, such was the shock I felt at the news.

Where were you on that fateful day?

Be like the old days of snooker. Steve Davis retired a couple of years ago. As you know : (

Poor Jimmy. He's very sensitive about his hair. Gonna watch the match later?