Ringleader of the tormentors's channel

Am I being a bitch?

Yeah Crevo posted an old photo of his flowing locks. All gone now. Like the hopes of his youth. Dead. What's left is a thin, greasy disappointment. A daily reminder his ongoing failure. Did you know his mum pays for everything? I want to promote him to a full DB member but not with that hair. Just no.
He still hasn't subbed my channel. If he subscribes I'd reconsider his promotion. I do actually love him.

Are you gonna say hello while on your holiday or will it be a two week blackout?

Don't know much about the Klingons, but Crevo's clingin' on to his hair. Have you seen how thin it is? I don't think he's used shampoo since the 90s. He'll always be a reserve.

Thank you, Slabs. Very nice comment : ) So about the alien abduction, did they inject you with all sorts? Take out your brain and replace it with beef paste? Those bastards.

I don't think I've been abducted by aliens. It's possible I've been infected with a disease or something. How did I fail so hard at life, Slabs? I think my brain is slightly damaged. I love everyone but myself. I have no real hate for anyone's lifestyle or religion. I don't hold a grudge. I could have been the new Michael Barrymore but I've thrown my life away.
Is this what's called a midlife crisis? Do you ever have similar feelings of despair? I still have all my blonde hair. I suppose things could be worse.
Have you been abducted by aliens? Probe up the shitter?

Yes! Not long till your holidays : )

lol v v

What do you mean by that like? I'm perfectly fucking stable. I used to own a Guinea pig and I never once forgot to feed it. It died by a gunshot wound to the arse and multiple stab injuries. But it was only because I was sniffing glue that night. That's the only mistake I've made in the last three months.
Sue me.

You are right about Ryan's Danger Boy membership. He hasn't been fully accepted yet, still a reserve with Crevo and they're both gonna stay there. We have standards, very low standards. Almost most no standards at all. He's a fucking nutter.

Are you ignoring me Slabs? That's one of the side effects of the vaccine, you turn on all of your unvaxxed mates. They can pretty much control your every move, now that they have the nanochips implanted under your skin. There's a way to reverse the effects of the vaccine though. I'll send you the details if you send me a payment via paypal. Or some drugs. I'll settle for either.

they say the vaccine made u crazy.....

i kinda thought you'd be here for that , or the stinky cheese convention . which is it ?

ned likes me better than you because you are a jealous fruitcake!

I know ned is your boyfriend,.... Im not interested in being gay....... Im straight