You said "everything's back to normal", which I presumed meant you'd got home and everything was back to normal. I did read your comment, bitch.

So how was the holiday?

Hello Slabs! Are you glad to be home? Did you murder the boyfriend? : )

i hear the holiday is going swimmingly.....

I've just opened another twitter account. Fuck.

You should be more selective with the people you take on holiday. It's too expensive to have it ruined : )

Not going well?

What the fuck has the boyfriend been up to?

Come on!