What's happening Slabs? I thought you were going to reply to Teds boring and inane ramblings over the course of the day? It's almost fucking night time now.
I see you've still got the same wheels? Have you done the quarter mile in that thing yet?

Hello!

Word on the street is that Old Mick's a 24 hour love machine with a huge cock and a 17inch swing on his ballbag. The veins of his shaft are thicker than a Scottish man's neck.
You can guarantee who started that rumour

It's about time we fired up the ovens.

If Hitler had won the war and invaded England, would we now be talking less about white privilege, racism and climate change? Be honest...

Where's me washboard!?

Actually he's guilty of both according to gossip. Old Mick loves to start a rumour.
Baloo's a very dodgy man. Possibly. Have you subbed his channel?

Whoops my mistake. I was meant to say Baloo was arrested for sucking a Youth's member while dressed as Hitler. Easy mistake to make.

Did you know Baloo was a member of Hitler Youth?

Not long now!