Your home help Fat Anne needs discipline. Tell her to fix her double chin and 5 bellies, no one wants to see a fat bastard everyday. Is she doing a good job apart from being a chunky cunt?

Morning Princess. I'm gonna try and be positive for the next week. Everything is shit but a smile is free and painless People like smiles. How are you?

poor o'l ned....the invalid pensioners will be the 1st 2 go.....

Fucking hell Slabs, I'm still waiting for my cost of living payment! The government want me to starve. In winter I'm gonna freeze to death, It's ALL planned. They want us DEAD!

Fair enough. I'll just steal it and rub my medium sized jizzy cock on the handlebars.

Scottish MAP. The worst kind of Scottish v v

Can I borrow it? I'm thinking about hitting up a few paki shops.
I'll change the plates obviously.

oh yes ive known a few of him....they all live on the outskirts of sydney n commute 2hrs each way on the train 2 the job in the cbd working on high rise towers cause they dont drive....i also knew a scotchman fitting the same description, only his name was robert mcgregor....but we called him rabbit cause thats what it sounded like when he;d say his name...i suggested he just go by bob, which made him even crankier....he came from aberdeen.....the scotchman story is actually true....

Wow. 6pm and I've only just woke up! Fucking lovely. I need a cup of tea, my mouth is so dry. How are you feeling?

pat mongoham?....thats neds real name.....