Young Alec is not a Danger Boy. We have standards.

baloos name is joeseph fritzell jr....thats a bit of a coincidence.....

that baloo guy wanted me 2 let u know he understands why the world hates germans.....but i think u already knew why......

Hail & Pace! I remember the uproar when they put a cat in the microwave. Funny as fuck : )

Are you a fan of Stewart Lee?

Who the fuck are Hinge and Bracket?

Morning honey chunks. Any feelings of rage so far?

just goes 2 show even us alpha males slip up at times.....but on a happier note i needed a really long flat head screw driver 2 reach a screw in a hole but i didnt have 1...so i went 2 the hardware shop n paid $28 4 1....i got the screw out n returned the screwdriver 2 the shop n got a refund....$28 4 a single screw driver is a total ripoff....

Really angry v v

had no coffee this morn so i went 2 mcdonalds in morning peak hr traffic n got a large cappacino n mcmuffins.....drove home in heavy traffic n got back n promptly dropped the coffee all over the sill n sidestep of the hilux......it was the angriest ive been 4 a very long time......if ned was around i woulda blamed him.....

Angel Delight for the funeral pudding. No expense spared.