Crevo has thick hairs growing from his back. Like electrical wires. He's a fucking derp.

Very low standards. But standards.

Ha Gunt. That word is new to me but I like it. It's now part of my language skillz.

Ren is super clean. No warts, yeast infections or blue waffle. I wouldn't let her sit on my face if she stank. I have standards.

What the fuck is a gunt?

It's a face sitting. You can sniff Ren's vag directly! No need for a bicycle seat ❤

Free cocaine.

Event has been confirmed v v

You've been invited to a face sitting. You, Crevo with Old Mick watching in the corner.

Me and Ren. Obviously.

Haaaaaa! I like your style : )

Have you watched any live comedy?