You cant get that Fat Fuck in the bar out of your head, I cant get that Fat Fuck on my screen out of mine. But mine wont end up kicking seven shades of shite out of me.

What causes your drunken stupidity? : )

Speak Laterz x

Morning honey lips. Going for a pint with my brother this afternoon. Not drank for weeks : )

ha!...$432 wiped off my bill....fucking late fees being applied sporadically when they wernt late over the past 2 yrs.....4 once the telstra chick was working with me n not against me.....even thought it took ages 2 look all this shit up 2 chuck at em....its "the systems fault".....

on the ph 2 my phone company....i may be in 4 a decent credit if i can keep bamboozeling the chick thats going thru my accnt....

thems poc dont like chinks....in fact they push em under trains......

no silly, thats how poms dress 2 take their dogs on a "hike" around the block.....think of the "carry on" movies....

wow thats ned in ur bg in his sandals n long white socks...just as ive always described him....

so do u speak english or gaylick when ur in the privacy of ur own round house?.....

google says no.....cough!....