It's an imaginary disco but you definitely have tickets. You can hang out with the bouncers and talk about lager if you like : )

Would you come to my Twisted Disco if I gave you free tickets?

Oh what??
I like hearing stories...
tell me everything about Ned.^^

(Hmm..Did O Sulivan or Sir Henry have the waistcoat??
or a bow tie)

I'm crying inside. Elders of Zion proven entirely correct.

Hello Princess. Did you know that if immigration and birth rates continue as they are, native British will be less than 3% of the population in 200 years?

Merry Christmas : )

We have no borders which means we have no future. As planned.

I'm moving to England w Ted.. You better move your shit out off her flat by the time i get there you two timing cunt.

Oh the black director fellow? Yeah he's a bit of a twat?

What a bellend v v

I thought Needy had Tourettes.
Tell me this is not true