Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
Lots of people talkin', few of them know
Soul of a woman was created below, yeah
I think you made a wise decision Jim. Those rat bastards cannot be trusted. They have their hands in everything here! I was driving down the freeway the other day and there was one of those mobile grooming salons for pets. Can you guess who was driving? I'm done.
You worked up a sweat then? Jim, would you please stop putting images in my head of Jaydn working up a sweat after playing tennis. That is very inappropriate, you are her father. I mean honestly mate, next thing you'll be telling me you bought her an ice pop. Unbelievable!
Jawbreaker
20d ago
I think you made a wise decision Jim. Those rat bastards cannot be trusted. They have their hands in everything here! I was driving down the freeway the other day and there was one of those mobile grooming salons for pets. Can you guess who was driving? I'm done.
DiscoGoblin
25d ago
Presidential or Buick, Riviera

Jawbreaker
23d ago
That's a 1987 Buick Grand National. I know. I owned one.
HeavensHitman
26d ago
For weeks now, Aries readings keep saying that I have a secret admirer who refuses to come forward. What am I supposed to do with this information?
flok142
26d ago
dear Mark in Ireland
i'm guessing that would be a waiting Game ,
stay calm , don't go nuclear.
i say the same thing to Vlad in Russia
HeavensHitman
26d ago
@flok142 Why do you always seem to know more than ur letting on?
HeavensHitman
26d ago
Ok, I deleted that last one. I'm a gentleman. ;)
flok142
26d ago
being classy ! chics like that
HeavensHitman
26d ago
Meaghan Markle? She hasn't a patch on your breathtaking Jadyn. Meaghan Markle indeed!
flok142
26d ago
i'm just being a wanker
HeavensHitman
26d ago
Well, I've been living with a lonely heart for a long time Jim. I can go another day. 😔
HeavensHitman
26d ago
Technically no, but you could do so for humanitarian reasons, i.e soothing my forlorn heart. Your call. You'll go to heaven.
TurdingJohnny
26d ago
I am going to spent a few minutes pissing at Roy and Riny
HeavensHitman
26d ago
You worked up a sweat then? Jim, would you please stop putting images in my head of Jaydn working up a sweat after playing tennis. That is very inappropriate, you are her father. I mean honestly mate, next thing you'll be telling me you bought her an ice pop. Unbelievable!
BALOO
26d ago
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... ich mag irische frauen, die männer sind IDIOTEN !
BALOO
26d ago
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many thanks ny funny FRIEND "
( we love CANADA )
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