B.B.KING's wife wants to give B.B.KING a surprise for his birthday. she asks her best friend: "what can i give B.B. for his birthday" ? - the friend answers: tattoo a "B" on each butt cheek and then dance in front of your husband at night, when the guests are back home. a good idea ! - B.B.KING's wife had a "B" tattooed on each butt cheek and when the birthday came and all the guests left, the wife did a naked dance for B.B.. she wiggled her ass in front of B.B.'s eyes ! what do you think of my tattoo, B.B.'s wife asked ? - he answered: "SUPER, but who is BOB" ?
the joke is brilliant !
... i only know one good joke, but my english is too bad ;)
why do we always have to learn english for you, learn german or spanish ! ^^
i wanted to die then and when the time came i wanted to live ! i am close to buddhism and wonder if i will be reborn and as what ? as a blue whale in non asian areas you can have a good time, as a grill hämchen not. maybe i should become a jew even if you don't like me then, but then the end would be the end too. have a good evening SIERRA ! ;)
thanks for asking SIERRA, - i am fine ;)
... the great rock stars died at the age of 27, my sky's computer had exchanged a crash and -
my numbers, now i have to go through up to my 72 years old, but i almost did half ! - haha ;)
You can tease him, when you talk to him next ~~~ Allan has a soft spot for Jenna Ortega aka the new Wednesday Addams. Here's a clip for you to ENJOY. When I was a teenager, my parents treated me to Summers in York Beach, Maine and a friend of mine was friends with the people that owned this place. I think he was only friends with them, because they had a swimming pool. HA! If I recall, they had a home along the York River which eventually empties into the Atlantic Ocean ~~~ but it is one of those type rivers that is subject to a low and high tide (brackish water). The place in question is called THE GOLDENROD and it is in the general area of SHORT SANDS BEACH. There's also a LONG SANDS BEACH. Anyways, Sierra, here's hoping you're having a good Wednesday. And, YES, about the sound that Chris Cornell and AUDIOSLAVE put out. It's too bad that he ended up dying way too soon ~~~ as many rockstars unfortunately do.
BALOO
3y ago
B.B.KING's wife wants to give B.B.KING a surprise for his birthday. she asks her best friend: "what can i give B.B. for his birthday" ? - the friend answers: tattoo a "B" on each butt cheek and then dance in front of your husband at night, when the guests are back home. a good idea ! - B.B.KING's wife had a "B" tattooed on each butt cheek and when the birthday came and all the guests left, the wife did a naked dance for B.B.. she wiggled her ass in front of B.B.'s eyes ! what do you think of my tattoo, B.B.'s wife asked ? - he answered: "SUPER, but who is BOB" ?
BALOO
3y ago
the joke is brilliant !
... i only know one good joke, but my english is too bad ;)
why do we always have to learn english for you, learn german or spanish ! ^^
see youuu... ! ;)
BALOO
3y ago
i meant that jews don't know hell or new birth, if you die as a jew you are gone ;)
... i just wonder where all the new souls come from ? is there a rent a soul store in the universe ? ^^
BALOO
3y ago
i wanted to die then and when the time came i wanted to live ! i am close to buddhism and wonder if i will be reborn and as what ? as a blue whale in non asian areas you can have a good time, as a grill hämchen not. maybe i should become a jew even if you don't like me then, but then the end would be the end too. have a good evening SIERRA ! ;)
TheTrollHunter
3y ago
Not much , just freaking out about money . jajajajaja You are trending here .. Keep up the good work. Bad publicity can be good publicity.
BALOO
3y ago
thanks for asking SIERRA, - i am fine ;)
... the great rock stars died at the age of 27, my sky's computer had exchanged a crash and -
my numbers, now i have to go through up to my 72 years old, but i almost did half ! - haha ;)
27 years !
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GingerbreadMon1
3y ago
You can tease him, when you talk to him next ~~~ Allan has a soft spot for Jenna Ortega aka the new Wednesday Addams. Here's a clip for you to ENJOY. When I was a teenager, my parents treated me to Summers in York Beach, Maine and a friend of mine was friends with the people that owned this place. I think he was only friends with them, because they had a swimming pool. HA! If I recall, they had a home along the York River which eventually empties into the Atlantic Ocean ~~~ but it is one of those type rivers that is subject to a low and high tide (brackish water). The place in question is called THE GOLDENROD and it is in the general area of SHORT SANDS BEACH. There's also a LONG SANDS BEACH. Anyways, Sierra, here's hoping you're having a good Wednesday. And, YES, about the sound that Chris Cornell and AUDIOSLAVE put out. It's too bad that he ended up dying way too soon ~~~ as many rockstars unfortunately do.
Jacob
3y ago
To be honest, you bring both best and worst from me.
BALOO
3y ago
I am back from the doctor, they took blood from me and now i'm 1,5 foot smaller !
... you are e WOMEN, should i say that RINY ? ;)
Jacob
3y ago
TheTrollHunter
3y ago
hey what's happening here?
Jacob
3y ago
Are you driving her nuts
BALOO
3y ago
... i have to go to the doctor in a minute and i'm hungry, but you have a nice day SIERRA with fried chicken.
❥ BALOO ...
GingerbreadMon1
3y ago
Tuesday Weld? The name sounds familiar, but I can't quite place her face. But I do know Wednesday Addams. ha!
Speaking of which and when it may find you ~~~ ENJOY the Wednesday that soon finds its way to you. :)
alextheking
3y ago
I had to call a few people.
I called the dog minder, bringing them back tomorrow, and the cat
alextheking
3y ago
Our hospital food is ok, you get a menu