I know. Putin is getting to be a pain in the ass

hey there handsome

MMMMMBOP!!!

lulz

yeah, her blaming the 4ib dogs is actually hilarious Hahha

& yeah we ruined the future …we need to go back about 25 years and start over from there lol

$6 is INSANE! … I’d be straight fucked if I lived in cali :|

geez Amber Heard is like the worst human ever, right?!?!

hope all is well, Chris :)

I suppose that I was looking for something new to try ~~~ there are only so many tequila shots that you can do off of J Lo’s stomach. ;p Hope this finds you well and enjoying a good start to May … imagine May already? Time surely flies by all too quick.

Don’t ask me how I got there, but I was on a site that listed the unofficial drinks of our 50 states. Alaska’s is called the DUCK FART. Haha, but the ingredients sound good; Kahlua, Bailey’s Irish Cream and Crown Royal 🥃 whiskey. I am unsure about your state, but they mentioned the high quality of your many wine vineyards. It would be COOL to own a wine-producing vineyard. Enjoy your Saturday, Chris.

You need to get one of these signs for your room. ;) Aside from that, Chris, enjoy yourself a fine weekend 🐊

Did you ever see THE FRESHMAN with Matthew Broderick? There was a scene with a Komodo dragon (Monitor Lizard, I think) that escaped from a car and ended up in a small swimming pool located within a mall. It was funny. Gators dominate the Florida landscape.

Hope you are doing good, my friend, and enjoy the few remaining days of April. :)