AKA Dusty OL'Mick's channel

Did I tell you I'm celibate?

I'm 6.2 inches. Quite an average cock but it's only used to take a piss and masturbate.

Ever measured your cock?

Are they tight swim shorts like speedos? Showing your beef package to the ladies?

Of course geography you sarcastic twat! Are you gonna be on higher or lower ground or nearer the sea? FUCK! 15 miles here would't really change the weather much unless you lived in the mountains or right by the sea.

How come the weather is so different 15 miles away?

I'm not gonna be eating octopus. Fuck that. I'll stick with English fish and chips.

I fucking love fog. We don't get much fog here so it's an event when it happens : )

Cool about Portugal. Just thought I'd ask ❤

Thank fuck you have cheese slices. Maybe you can settle down and relax now. Those black hookers are gonna be safe.

Mostly...

Morning sweet Mick How are you feeling?

i am your friend.

I've laughed a lot : )

Speak laterz you dirty old Jew 🎈

Did you ever find out who the spirit was?

Have you subbed my channel?