No theme, no plan, no regrets — just whatever seemed like a good idea at the time.
Paraguay
.
For the lulz.
Ever seen a woman shag a horse?
I hate clipping the dogs nails.
Did I fuck do it myself. Wouldn't that be illegal?
I felt like Jack the ripper.
At the time I had another staff called Rocky who had no balls. It seemed the right thing to do but it's not nice taking your dogs bollocks off.
I felt so guilty.
Bud had huge impressive bollocks as a pup but I took him the vets to have them removed. He was fucking pissed off big time 😂
Does Bandit still have his bollocks?
Would you use a mouth guard thing. So he can't bite? I have one for the JRs but I've never used it.
For biting the girl. Did you smack his arse for being naughty?
Did you tell Bandit off?
Freedom!
You were desperate for cheese slices.
I hate pain. Did you get your cheese slice? I've just had a mince pie left over from Christmas : ) Do you fancy coming to Portugal in November? We're getting a 5 room villa : )
sign in to leave a comment.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
For the lulz.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Ever seen a woman shag a horse?
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
I hate clipping the dogs nails.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Did I fuck do it myself. Wouldn't that be illegal?
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
I felt like Jack the ripper.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
At the time I had another staff called Rocky who had no balls. It seemed the right thing to do but it's not nice taking your dogs bollocks off.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
I felt so guilty.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Bud had huge impressive bollocks as a pup but I took him the vets to have them removed. He was fucking pissed off big time 😂
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Does Bandit still have his bollocks?
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Would you use a mouth guard thing. So he can't bite? I have one for the JRs but I've never used it.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
For biting the girl. Did you smack his arse for being naughty?
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Did you tell Bandit off?
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Freedom!
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
You were desperate for cheese slices.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
I hate pain. Did you get your cheese slice? I've just had a mince pie left over from Christmas : )
Do you fancy coming to Portugal in November? We're getting a 5 room villa : )