I'd keep hiding the lighters so no one could light a smoke.

Are you threatening to smash bottles over my face? I thought you never became annoyed?

Only when I drink whisky v v

Turning up the music REALLY loud so no one can speak. People want to kill you after 5 hours.

I'd I spend all day flicking peanuts at Karma, until you burst into flames with rage.

I'm very lazy but everything annoys me all the time. I'm annoyed that you don't get annoyed.

Spilling coke or beer over your spliff. I'd do that just for laughs.

I only annoy people that I like. It's how I make friends x

Tell me something that annoys you and I'll give you a headache. Go on, I know you want to.

I need to annoy someone. Can you handle it?

I've quit drinking for the next month. Drunk vodka for 3 straight days this week.

Sweaty hot today : (