Trying to log in to this site on a phone is akin to fucking a NUN with her legs crossed 🤞 but devoid of the rancid smell 😂😂😂

WITH THOUGHTS OF LINDA FIORENTINO SITTING ON MY FACE 🤪 ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND, BROTHER 😎

I’m gonna snort them >.<

Your fucking Russian novel on the side of your page. I've read shorter works by Dostoyevsky!

Who's the hot Aryan chick?
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Yep, got that part right, but the other, puh! I might not bother

Dan is aka Midnite aka KEEPER OF EVERYTHING COUVER COOL (on account of him being from Vancouver) ~~~ he's the one who came up with the YOUR SIDE OF PARADISE quote. I know him from my days on YT. He is originally from Montreal. ENJOY YOUR SLEEP!

No, WIRGIN was on purpose. It comes from a movie that Linda Fiorentino was in. It was a line that she said to Anthony Edwards. She was supposed to be playing a German spy, but actually was an American. I forget the name of the movie. It was kind of silly, but worth seeing on account of her tasty little bod. ;)

Pardon PARDISE instead of PARADISE and dan rather than Dan ~~~ I tire of keyboards that stick and/or preprogrammed default GRAMMARLY type programs that choose to override our text.

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only on cable....

I see that people are wondering about pics and their code links. I swear by BING searches. I just click on VIEW IMAGE and copy the link in the window. Hope you like a quick peek at Shay's tempting peaks. :p Would you venture to say that she is a WIRGIN? ha! As they say here ~~~ FAT FUCKING CHANCE ... but she's still a long workable ride. :)

As Midnite would so eloquently state: HOPE YOUR END OF PARDISE IS BUT WELL, MY BROTHER. You never had the chance to meet my Vancouver based friend ~~~ but I miss dan and hope life is treating him well. Enjoy some welcomed rest, when it finds you.