After their performance against the French, I reckon we can take England. I'm cautiously optimistic......cautiously.

Send me a song that makes you smile.

How's your day been?

The funk of spoiled Vaseline.

Oh my gosh. I can't believe this has happened again. Somehow, my cock and ballz went deep anal.

you should send me your money to hold on to for you …I’m quite fiscally responsible ^^

Still friends?

Sorry about that. Twas a mistake.

Up the poop shoot. No lube. Deep thrust.

I accidentally made love to your mum. I think she kinda liked it.