Do it.

You never gave me a hug.

Ted says your caravan smells of mouldy dead dogs and Paki's.

ted wears a wig !

It's fine, you can keep her. She's uglier than you!

Baloo's going around telling everyone that he's going to smash your fucking head in with a bike chain and a table leg?

Her tits look like your caravan.

A dilapidated crumpled mess.

Why you posting pics of your ex-wife on my page?

Post it on my channel instead. That's what normal people do? I'd rather boil my own foreskin and eat it on toast than scroll back through 24 hours of Cranky's insufferble degenerate pish.

Hello sweetness. Need a hug?