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I'm a Scottish dignitary, sort it out on your end. I expect a Tartan carpet and deep fried mars bar upon arrival.

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You don't even know what airports are international? What kind of fucking drongo are you?

I;m going to slice your nuts off and feed them to a kangaroo when I get there.

Well I'll hold you to that, cunt! I'll come over in July/August. But how the fuck do I get there? What's the nearest airport?

Now THAT'S a nice bg. 👌

Sorry, I forgot to add fishing rods, bows, arrows and drugs.

But still no invite.

Still no invite for the boys though? All the talk of fires, beers, porches, hunting, guns, but no invites?

Tsk tsk.

Where do you get firewood? Haven't you collected all the deadwood within a 50 mile radius by now?

Is this not your summer?

The antipodes? Is that the new name for cell block H?