Actually you'll find it's the opposite. All the wealthy Londoners are fleeing London and coming to Scotland to live. They know we're still 93% White up here, and they all want a piece of the action.

Where are you going to flee to when your past with Rolf catches up with you? Ireland will probably let you in. You can go and live with Mark and his ghost.

Your only connections to NZ was when you and Rolf were smuggling orphans over to Australia, and putting them on a plane to Epsteins Island.

It's like New Zealand and Australia. All the smart people emigrated to New Zealand, and all the fucking thicko's emigrated to Australia.

That being said, I like being around thick cunts like yourself. The banter is somewhat better, so I'm team Australia.

Proably a gurl. The German men are all leather wearing fags with pierced scrotums these days.

That's coz the Aussies and the Irish are challenging each other to stay off the bottom of the White IQ chart. So I'm not surprised you hate each other.

Irish wimmin are good, the accent gets me every time. The men, not so much.

Word on the street is that Neds sister has been letting him bang her, that's why he's been gone so long. He's making up for lost time. Top shagger that he is.

I notice he never left Mark a comment either?

That's because you caught him in the act, because you're never not here, so he felt obliged to reply to you twice before he fucked off for another month.

You literally sleep with one eye open, so you can watch what's going on here.

Yes yes I know all of that. I know all the gossip round these parts.

Can you believe Ned came on here and copy/pasted the same message to everyone, and just changed the name? He needs to be punished accordingly.

Wake up trailer trash!!!!

It's Monday, go make yourself useful instead of lying around all day pulling your plonker in your mouldy fucking caravan.

Benny was funny sometimes