funny how that mark guy comes outa the woodwork as soon as ren is back....

Funny how Ren reappeared at the exact time her name started being mentioned. Lurker lol

Oh ffs, he goes after the left as much as he goes after the right Ned. Well I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams you sexy bitch.

Alex had a stripper @ 13? He's so full of shit.

Yes I am! I'm hardcore.

He has a lot of vids. I'll have a look tomorrow. Do you like Bill Maher?

i read a local newsletter thing i get on my ph, n it went on about a explosion in a certain bird population is causing a decline in the finch n wren population by eating their eggs n chicks n even the parents if they catch em...there was a bunch of em flying from tree 2 tree around the caravan, n i watched em n they were clearly hunting like in a pack looking 4 nests or whatever....so i decided 2 defend the small birds....ill get the whole gang, theyre like the size of a crow...

Yea some of them are cunts. I'd say Lynn is a Zionist, becuz she's a major cunt.

Do u not think there are some good jews?

Im not beth you fruitcake

I need to go back to bed

I have a stripper ever year since I was 13.
Beth even came once, but there was a strange smell of mouldy cheese

Wud u say that I'm the most interesting person here? If not, u must be mad. Just look @ the calibre of conversation with everyone else. I mean creepo is talking about rat traps for heaven's sake.

So hopeful v v

Well...it sneaks up on you fast, the sudden realization that half your life is over, and you didn't become an astronaut, rock star, premiership football player, military hero, movie star, famous author or leader of the free world. Then the soul crushing sense of loss and waste starts to set in, just as you're starting to get to grips with that, you realize once and for all, that people are shit...and will always be shit. That no one will ever love you the way your mother did...and she was overbearing. If you've any sense at all, you'll know that there's nothing in the next life. That's when the crippling awareness of the pointless, nihilistic nature of your existence beings to set in. Then you're left wondering how you're gonna make it through the second half of your life, and what the point of that would be.

So good luck with that! 👍

Ikr that’s some wild shit!!

and omg spending my last days w/ Tampon Mark would have me begging for death to take me :D

ize just shot me 2 birds.....

I'm getting drunk on brandy, cuz I'm posh like that.

I was standing outside a club with a mate one time, and we got talking to a group of strippers who had the night off. One of them was yelling into her phone at her boyfriend because he had cheated on her. So I got talking to her, and asked her if she'd like to cheat on him. She said no, you're too posh...I only go for scumbags. What is the world coming to?

Mind you, I was wearing a smoking jacket, sipping on a glass of Courvoisier and smoking a King Edward at the time....but still.

Really? I'm on the cusp of mine. Would you like to know what to expect?

Have you not been to bed?