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on my 4th beer..... i have to keep putting beers in the freezer cause the cases were delivered warm

i know theres no mtns between u n london....i was just trying 2 keep a stiff upper lip.....

I have a landline, I never use it

Are you sober?

chocolate..... yes i have found a new love for chocolate lately.... so underrated lol

its beer time..... i dont need to smoke! I have beeer!

This website, some toast crumbs and a pound coin.

yeah he types a lot of words but doesnt say much lol

your sock is a blabbermouth ned

I checked down the back of the fucking sofa, and there it was .

I also luv u

Talk soon old friend. Unless you die first.

Sieg Heil. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLE9G93fnNQ

Of course I'll stay in touch mate. You're not as funny as you used to be though, is it because you're sober and have no drugs? I always remember you were a right miserable bastard when you weren't high or drunk. :)

I'm gonna take off now mate, but I'll be back on over the weekend. Is there a private messaging thing here where I can ping over my number? I miss your heavy breathing down the line when you used to call me anonymously. I used to wank over that.

You too mate, I've genuinely missed you. Still remember you introduced me to this song... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwixk2TOHbs Don't know why it sticks in my head? And another one called "You're gonna die alone" with some ginger prick dressed as santa falling about drunk in London trying to kick pidgeons. Can't find it on YouTube now though?

Couldn't give a fuck about the new Prime Minister mate, they're still all controlled by the deep state, but I think Truss has it, the little warmongering bitch that she is!

Are you celebrating our reuinion by looking down the side of your settee to find enough money to buy some cheap paint stripper to drink?