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I've mellowed out over the years and I'm not really a racist any more. I've accepted that Britain is finished. The sooner the better in my opinion though, because I still hate people in general. I want to see them suffer for what they allowed to happen. Not you though, you're still my favourite English twat. :)

I had 1 when I used to talk to you, he's 15 now! The drugs really have taken their toll on you?

I wouldn't recommend it. You have to buy school uniforms and shit. You've no idea how terrible it is walking past the carry out shop with a school uniform from Oxfam tucked under your arm, and looking at all the booze, knowing you can't afford it now.

Not a chance mate. Nobody's getting near my arm with that toxc shit.

Yeah, things are bad at the moment. Won't even be able to afford Tennents Super and Tesco value cider if things keep going this way. I'll have to start pimping out my children.

Nah, I think I spoke to you on another site after that, but can't remember. The years are just blurring in to each other. We'll be dead soon, but not as soon as the fucks that got vaccinated. Do you stare at your landline and try to use the power of your mind to make it ring, so that your neighbours think you're popular?

You still have a landline? Fuck me, it's 2022! Some of our best drunken conversations happened over that landline though. I wonder if MI5 still have the recordings?

Of course mate. Nothing changes, except the climate apparently. The number I have for you ends in 88? Are you still living in the Chester, the arsehole of England? I've missed ya, you horrible little cunt!

The rest is history!

For some reason I was thinking about you today, and wondered what my favourite degenerate was up to, and if he was still alive? I've tried phoning you over the years when I've been pished out of my skull and desperate for someone to talk me out of suicide, but some African has your old phone number. I was so pished one night that I ended up talking to her and her mates for about two hours. I kept asking where you were. I thought you'd shacked up with a darkie?! Anyway, I got home tonight, sparked open a beer, done a search for your name, found your old youtube channel and your old twitter channel (where you follow Stephen Fry and the Guardian), then I found you on this fucking place!

What is this place? It feels like YouTube back when it was good. Are we allowed to mock disabled children on here?

NedsScottishHero-----> sounds like a ned sock account loll

No shit! Is that what you look like now? I don't have a name, most people just call me cunt. :)

so far its going well

Ned's Top Ten Moods OF ALL TIME v v

1. Despair.
2. Relentless Euphoria.
3. Edgy Contentment.
4. Hugs For Everyone (But Not You)
5. Sarcasm.
6. Friendly Banter
7. The Lambs... how they SCREAM!
8. Warm Nostalgia.
9. What about those Jews...?
10. Why aren't they all dead?

Ned, I can't believe you're still fucking alive! You must be about fucking 50 now! Still collecting the giro and trying to get in to Esthers pants? :)

got my beer,, i ordered 2 cases and he tried to give me just 1