But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
Date rape!
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to take it!
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car,
Hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date rape stylee
The next day she went to her drawer,
Looked up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report
And then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge
He screamed, "She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit
And he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.
One night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story,
It does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
One drink turned into 3 or 4
And they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace real far.
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said, "If we could only please be on our way, I would not run."
That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's go."
He said, "No way!"
Come on, babe, it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way.
Come on, baby, don't be afraid,
If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said, "Now, baby, don't be sad.
In my opinion you weren't half-bad."
MurkyBro
4y ago
yeah but u poms have girly accents....."oh hello!".....
DustyOlMick
4y ago
i don't have a hand brake. i'm still smoking loads of weed . i can't stop , i don't mind if i'm a junkie :)
DustyOlMick
4y ago
i have already worn the front tires down, almost no tread left .
MurkyBro
4y ago
u gurl.....
MrCranky
4y ago
Now listen to the song..... i dont believe you ever listened to it at first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeMeDihwyrg
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
The pretty good : ) v v
MrCranky
4y ago
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
Date rape!
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to take it!
MrCranky
4y ago
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car,
Hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date rape stylee
The next day she went to her drawer,
Looked up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report
And then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge
He screamed, "She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit
And he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.
One night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story,
It does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
MrCranky
4y ago
One drink turned into 3 or 4
And they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace real far.
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said, "If we could only please be on our way, I would not run."
That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's go."
He said, "No way!"
Come on, babe, it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way.
Come on, baby, don't be afraid,
If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said, "Now, baby, don't be sad.
In my opinion you weren't half-bad."
MrCranky
4y ago
thats just the first part..... theres lots of lyrics lol
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