Let me tell you about a girl I know,
Had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself,
In a bar in downtown Hell.

She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes,
A double-chin and a plastic smile.

Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside.
How'd ya like to go for a ride?"

And she said, "Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink."

So much anger v v

Chester is just a dump where cunts live

ned i command you to listen to Date Rape again and realize its a great song and video

what about the ginger hair, does that annoy ya ? tell you what annoys me , theres a childrens home for cripples & idiots just down the road from me ,and when its not raining they let them out into the garden , and the noises they make is horrendous and the smell is terrible :(

it's been 2 weeks, i don't know when it gets dropped off to me yet. motor was okay, but i had 2 dead batteries . so, 16 volts missing from the 48 volts to the motor is what shut it down .

Hello Ned :) my buggy is fixed ! YAY

you have bad taste in music

good morning ted , yes i listen to young alec all the time , even though he has ginger hair and a droopy mouth !

would u prefer 2 drive the bently?...but then badslabber said u cant drive.......how about u as the barman?, theres no way that could go wrong....