Many of you are more famous then me I just sign up a few day ago. I am not very popular now but give me time to built my page and make a name for myself. Some will be jelly of me. I have a lot of free time because I love the internet and would spend all my time on it.

How are you doing? Happy?

P.S rap music is shit. Only you yanks like rap music. Have a listen to this, rocks!

She wasn't my last woman. I didn't say she was my last. Why that choice of song? Nice song.

I am seen as the work clown the mischief maker and practical joker, so I get blamed for things even when I am not at work and on holiday, so I could swing for the lights and at this stage most people wouldn't bat an eyelid.

😁 So when we gonna fuck?

Hello there.

Btw, what's progressive about American "progressives"? You people are hilarious. Your grandparents fought fascists and your parents fought communists, while your generation fights politically incorrect speech. 😂 Fuckin priceless lol

I can picture it now...the day that China invades the U.S. People like you will be standing on a beach somewhere in California holding "American Lives Matter" signs over your heads, as the People's Liberation Army coming storming up the beach. When you get a bayonet pointed in your face, you and your "progressive" friends will be all like...."I find your macro aggression to be completely unacceptable. By invading my country, which is my safe space, you're showing yourself to be completely insensitive. If you don't cease and desist with your invasion immediately, I'm going to call the dean of UC Berkeley and have you dis-invited from ever speaking there. Your QBZ-191 assault rifle is NO match for my Liberal Arts degree. Please get back on your landing craft and return home before I am forced to blow on my rape whistle". lol lol lol

I knew an American girl online for many years. She and I had a thing going for quite some time. But...she ruined it by being so prickly, rigid, inflexible and humorless like you. In fact, you remind me of her a lot. At first I thought she was that way because she was a highly strung New Yorker. Then I realized it was because she was a "progressive" (yes I must insist upon the inverted commas)...lefty like you. Meeting you has confirmed it.

God I really feel for your "life partner" having to navigate their way around that massive stick wedged in your cunt...just to gain access. Try pulling it out once in awhile, you'll end up with a much more pleasant demeanour. People MAY even want to talk to you. Are you bitter all the time because the world keeps ripping the piss out of your country? You seem very unhappy. Or are you just happy being a cunt? I bet your favourite song is..."Only Happy When It Rains" by Garbage. You need to lighten up, you're like someone who's permanently weighed down by a hardened turd in their underwear.